The cold, jargon-heavy aesthetic of Silicon Valley has been swapped out for something softer. More pastel. More aspirational. Your favourite lifestyle creator is using it to organise her wellness schedule. A Jenner is using it to draft emails. The whole thing is framed as empowerment—a tool for the busy, ambitious modern woman to reclaim her time and build her empire. It is an incredibly seductive story. Today we're pulling back the curtain on exactly who benefits from you believing it.

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Sony's universe is becoming a genuine marketing ecosystem. Messi tracked Spider-Man, Liquid I.V. teamed up with Ned Leeds, and now Samsung is making the phone. The film hits theatres July 31.

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The usually deeply uninspiring visual language of Silicon Valley tech-bros has been replaced by something far more cutesy and palatable.

Let me explain.

Think for a second. Why are we seeing high-end lifestyle creators, beauty influencers, and members of the Jenner-Kardashian dynasty casually using generative AI tools to script their daily videos, organise their wellness schedules, and draft their corporate emails?

I’m going to hold your hand while I say this. But baby, it’s a very well orchestrated corporate pivot. One that I believe is the girlboss-ification of artificial intelligence.

For the last couple of years, tech conglomerates ran into nothing less than an immovable wall of resistance when trying to market their automation models to young women and non-conforming individuals.

The demographic has been sooo sceptical of the hyper-productive, detached tone of the traditional software industry. So, to smash through that barrier, the venture capital networks did exactly what consumer capitalism has done for decades.

They took a corporate tool of efficiency. Wrapped it in an aesthetic of female empowerment. And sold it back to the target market as a lifestyle accessory. All with a pretty little pink bow. Because that’s what girls like, am I right ladies!

I wish this was a joke. Or a Black Mirror episode, at the very least.

Instead of generative software being framed as an act of cold corporate optimisation it’s now being marketed as a tool for personal leverage.

These promotional narratives tell an outrageously seductive story. The busy modern professional or creative freelancer can use these tools to outsource the mundane friction of her day.

All allowing her to free up her mental real estate, manifest her goals, and build her own independent empire on her own terms. Yaaaaas queen.

The marketing strategy explicitly tells young women that adopting these tools is an essential prerequisite for workplace survival and modern empowerment.

But if you look a little deeper into these polished influencer campaigns, the economic hypocrisy of this entire movement is, well, staggering.

The tech industry is, yet again, using the imagery of female empowerment to promote a suite of automated software tools. Tools that are explicitly engineered to compress and displace the exact entry-level creative, administrative, and copy-based jobs that young women predominantly hold in the professional marketplace.

Using our favourite cultural icons to manipulate us into celebrating our own professional erasure. Asking us to applaud the very machinery that is being built to price our cognitive and creative labour out of the economy entirely.

And I have to hand it to ‘em, it’s an incredibly sophisticated form of algorithmic intimacy catfishing.

By funnelling these tools through the trusted, parasocial relationships of lifestyle influencers, the corporate apparatus short-circuits our natural critical defences.

We stop analysing the long-term impact on employment stability. Instead, we just see a seamless, aesthetic lifestyle hack that promises to make our chaotic modern existence slightly easier to manage. And fair. Who doesn’t want all of that noise easier to manage?

But in doing so, we voluntarily open the door to the panopticon. Because the interface looks friendly. The packaging uses a trending colour palette. And the ambassador looks like someone we want to be.

And let’s say consumers start to develop an incredibly sharp, protective radar for when a massive, extractive technology company is using a glossy social movement to mask its actual commercial motives.

In that case, the future belongs to the organisations and independent operators who possess the basic integrity to treat their audience like adults.

If you build a tool that automates a process, have the confidence to state its functional purpose clearly. Price its efficiency transparently. And respect the intelligence of your consumer base.

Don’t build on a foundation of structural bait-and-switch marketing.

Because right now, the ultimate display of personal and professional sovereignty is having the creative courage to look the machine dead in the eye and protect your own human edge.

-Sophie Randell, Writer

Today's trend comes from a clip of a girl (someone please send me her @ she's so funny) laughing hysterically, except when you actually look at her, she's not laughing at all. Eyes wide open, glazed over, chewing gum, looking a little... possessed dare i say? It's become the go-to reaction for those moments where you're supposed to seem engaged, amused, or into it, but deep down you are absolutely not.

My fave examples:

Using the sound, put up on-screen text naming the thing you're stuck pretending to enjoy. Then stare dead into the camera with that same blank, checked out, slightly unhinged look, imitating the fakest laugh ever.

A few ideas to get you started:

-abdel khalil, brand & marketing exec

Hey Kwame!

Based on what we've seen (and we've done this a lot), it doesn't seem to hurt. For example, we recently had a client re-upload the same video five times over nine days, tweaking the edit each time. The fifth version hit 500,000 views and gained 25K followers. That said, this is still somewhat anecdotal. I don't have hard data proving it's 100% safe across all accounts. But from our experience, if you think you can improve your performance, just do it. Delete or archive the old versions, test your new edit, and keep iterating until something lands.

What you should be looking at while you're testing is your retention graphs. See where people drop off. If there's a steep drop at the beginning, that's a clear sign your hook isn't working. If people drop off halfway through, something in the middle is losing them. So fix one thing at a time and retest. Don't let fear of "the algorithm" stop you from trying to improve your content.

- Charlotte Ellis, Editor ♡

We get it. Creating content that does numbers is harder than it looks. But doing those big numbers is the fastest way to grow your brand. So if you’re tired of throwing sh*t at the wall and seeing what sticks, you’re in luck. Because making our clients go viral is kinda what we do every single day.