There’s a strong chance you’re a hoarder - just not in a way you’d expect.

I’m not talking old newspapers or dusty DVD piles, but the endless void of saves, bookmarks and screenshots you’ve collated over who knows how many years. Sure, it sounds harmless (other than to your phone storage), but think about it - how often do you try those outfits you screenshotted? Or pore through saved reels for recipes? Or do workouts you bookmarked? Everyone’s guilty it, we all build digital collections because it feels like progress - but is it really?

-Devin Pike, Guest Editor 💜

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WHAT’S HAPPENING IN MARKETING TODAY?

Dunkin’ gets pumped on protein, TikTok squads up with FIFA & LinkedIn reveals its fastest-growing jobs

Dunkin cranks up its push into protein with fitness-themed ads

The latest to join the protein arms race: Dunkin’ is expanding beyond donuts and coffee by leaning into protein-forward messaging with a fitness-centric ad campaign aimed at health-minded consumers. Yeah, because donuts and caramel syrup packed coffee SCREAM health.

The brand is spotlighting offerings like protein boxes and high-protein beverages, positioning itself as a quick, convenient breakfast or post-workout stop. The push blends classic Dunkin’ comfort with an aspirational active lifestyle, a signal that legacy quick-service brands are doubling down on functional food positioning to stay relevant outside morning routines. Protein seems to be the easy grab.

LinkedIn’s 25 fastest-growing jobs reveal where demand actually is in 2026

LinkedIn’s latest Jobs on the Rise report lays out the 25 fastest-growing roles in the U.S., and the picture is unmistakable: AI is absolutely reshaping the labour market. At the literal top of the list are AI engineers, AI consultants and strategists, and data annotators, reflecting how deeply generative tech is embedding into modern business.

But it’s not all tech: roles from new home sales specialists, healthcare reimbursement experts, to travel advisors and independent consultants also made the cut, showing a diverse set of opportunities across sectors. The ranking also underscores a bigger trend: more professionals are eyeing self-employment and flexible careers as the workforce evolves.

TikTok becomes FIFA's first-ever "Preferred Platform" for the 2026 World Cup.

59% of TikTok users say watching sports content on TikTok is more entertaining than watching the actual games (just another example of how content's gone meta). And FIFA's paying attention. This week, the two brands announced that TikTok's becoming FIFA's first-ever "Preferred Platform" for the 2026 World Cup.

This is a new tier of partnership that goes beyond typical sponsorships. TikTok will host exclusive BTS content, match highlights, and a dedicated World Cup hub. The platform's also launching a creator program. And select creators will get access to press conferences and training sessions. Official media partners will be able to monetise through TikTok's premium ad solutions and live-stream match clips. Football fans aren't just watching 90-minute matches anymore, so FIFA's meeting them where they are.

DEEP DIVE

Are you a digital hoarder? Why we’re all saving content we’ll never look at again.

I don’t know how many posts I have saved on Instagram. And maybe I don’t want to. Because ignorance is bliss, and the number would absolutely be in the tens, if not hundreds of thousands.

There are workout routines I'll never do, recipes I'll never cook, and thousands of outfits I no longer even like. My TikTok favourites folder tells a similar story. My screenshot album has become an archaeological dig of aspirational selves. Each layer representing a version of me that was definitely going to learn to make choux pastry, get fully into running, or finally become the girl that can do the splits and absolutely has no issues with her hamstrings being as tight as her January budget.

I am digitally hoarding, and I'm willing to bet you are too.

We're basically all running our own version of those hoarder reality shows, except instead of newspapers and broken furniture, we're collecting pins, bookmarks and saves. And like those shows, at some point the collection stops being helpful and starts being its own behemoth of a problem.

You've got 3,000 saved recipes, but when you actually want to cook dinner, you just Google something new. Because scrolling through all those saves feels like mission impossible.

The hoard has defeated its own purpose.

And that’s what I find fascinating, we're hoarding against scarcity in a world of total abundance. We're operating with a Depression-era mentality: "I might need this someday!" But it's information instead of string and buttons.

Except guys, we’re forgetting one crucial piece here: information never runs out. That recipe will still exist on the internet. That article isn't going anywhere. The URL isn't going to evaporate. But we save it anyway, panic-clicking the bookmark icon just in case.

Part of this is, I believe, about the illusion of productivity.

Saving feels like doing something. It feels like learning, like organising, like taking action toward becoming the person we want to be.

In reality, it's just collecting. It's the cognitive equivalent of going into the gym to sign up, you get to feel virtuous without actually doing the work yet. Every save is a tiny promise to Future You. Someone who will definitely have more time, more discipline, more energy to actually engage with all this content. But in this case, Future You never shows up. Future you is too busy saving more things. Like a little crow with a nest of shiny objects that mean nothing to you except for the fact that they’re shiny.

Of course, platform designers know this.

Every app now has a "save for later" feature because it's a perfect engagement metric. It looks like interest without requiring actual interaction. It keeps you coming back (maybe you'll finally look at those saves?). It gives platforms data about your intentions even when your behavior tells a different story. Instagram doesn't care that you'll never make that elaborate charcuterie board, they just care that you thought you might.

There's also something about decision fatigue here. We can't process everything in the moment, so we're just endlessly deferring the cognitive load. "I'll think about this later" becomes a reflex, and suddenly you have 10,000 items in your "think about this later" pile. It's decision procrastination at scale.

But I think the real reason we do this makes me a bit sad. It's that our saved folders are graveyards of good intentions.

They're archives of who we hoped we'd become. The person who cooks elaborate meals. The person who stays informed about everything. The person who does yoga every morning and has a skin care routine and reads literary fiction and understands cryptocurrency and keeps up with multiple hobbies and languages and... it's exhausting just typing that.

And yet we keep saving, keep building these monuments to aspirational selves that will never quite materialize.

Some people have started doing "digital declutters" or "saved post bankruptcy". It's really just deleting everything and starting over because the weight of it becomes too much.

It's the equivalent of those hoarder show moments where they finally just rent a dumpster (or, are forced to.) There's something liberating about admitting that you're not going to do the thing. That saving it doesn't mean you'll engage with it. That letting it go doesn't make you less ambitious or curious or growth-oriented.

Maybe the healthiest thing we could do is treat saves the way we should treat physical possessions: with intention and regular pruning.

Ask yourself when you're about to bookmark something: will I actually come back to this? Or am I just saving it to feel like I'm someone who would come back to this?

Or maybe we just accept that digital hoarding is a symptom of living in an age of infinite content with finite attention.

We're all drowning in information and trying to build lifeboats out of bookmarks. It doesn't really work, but at least we're all doing it together, our saved folders growing quietly in the background. Tiny digital museums to people we thought we'd be.

TREND PLUG

WHERE'S MY F*CKING MONEY?!

New year, new crashout?

You know when something is very obviously wrong, you’re being played just a little bit, and you’ve officially hit the point where you stop explaining yourself and start demanding answers?

This sound comes from jeweller TraxNYC going nuclear in a viral clip where he confronts another jeweller at the diamond district over missing money, repeatedly yelling “WHERE’S MY F*CKING MONEY?” with the kind of rage that can only come from knowing you’re right and being tired of the runaround.

The clip blew up, TMZ covered it, and the moment, now a trusty green screen template, has become the internet’s favourite way to dramatise situations where you are owed something, be it money, effort, a reply, an explanation, peace, you name it.

People are dropping TraxNYC into situations where they’re R-A-G-I-N-G demanding they get their stuff. My fav examples include:

How you can jump on this trend

Use the green screen template of TraxNYC, the sound, and overlay text describing the moment you realise you’re owed something and it’s not coming willingly.

A few ideas to get you started:

  • When the client says “we’ll circle back on payment”

  • When the invoice is overdue but they’re still posting on Instagram

  • When payroll is missing two hours “by accident”

-abdel khalil, brand & marketing executive

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