
Your audience doesn’t live on the feed anymore.
The days of banner ads and optimised algorithms are fleeting. People aren’t having their most valuable conversations out in the open in public comment sections, but in private group chats, locked forums and invite-only Discords. Everyone’s walls are higher and more heavily guarded than ever before, so how do you market to people who choose to be unreachable? Infiltration without brute-forcing it may be the solution - that’s right, we’re Trojan Horse-ing this biatch.
-Devin Pike, Guest Editor 💜
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WHAT’S HAPPENING IN MARKETING TODAY?
Fashion dominates the World Cup, Japan supporters are capitvated by the US & Koreans love Mexico

Hi cuties, I’ll save you from a total existential meltdown after all that tech doom, and dip into some unexpectedly pure vibes from the FIFA World Cup kickoff.
The tournament may have only just really begun, but the style games have already been well underway. The Guardian reports that national teams are turning training camps into borderline runways. The French squad is rocking high-fashion off-duty looks, Spain is sporting custom wide-legged Loewe suits, and the Dutch team is flexing an 80s Versace-esque Nike and Patta collaboration.
Sports and fashion have always been synonymous, but I loveee when a huge cultural event brings the intersection to the forefront of the media. And tbh, if you're going to win or lose on the pitch, you might as well look fresh as hell doing it.
This isn’t the only fun the World Cup has brought about, since international tourists have been landing in North America, their culture-shock diaries have been like absolute crack to me. I’m not even American, but I remember my first time there, from the minute I landed in LAX to the time I left, it felt like a f*cking whirlwind of sugar, shopping, and sports terms I didn’t understand. Mind you, I was 16.
ANYWAY, in Texas, Japanese fans are documenting their first impressions of the Deep South on TikTok and are currently losing their minds over the unlimited public transport, fighting for their lives against Texas grass allergies, and calling Torchy’s Tacos "authentic". I’m so obsessed. Because, same.
Truly, nothing unites humanity like being defeated by a giant party-sized bag of American potato chips.
Over in Mexico, the energy is just as immaculate. Fernanda Cortes highlighted South Korean fans completely embedding themselves in local Guadalajara culture. We are talking about Korean tourists downing entire cantaritos of tequila, learning local chants, and being embraced as absolute icons by the locals.
Turns out, when the world stops fighting over politics and just gathers for football and street food, the vibes are actually ten out of ten.
-Sophie Randell, Writer
DEEP DIVE
Locked out: How to market to an audience that hates the feed

Let’s look at a deeply uncomfortable reality for modern marketing departments: your traditional ad budget might just be shouting into an empty room.
Many of the consumer base have locked the front door. The most valuable consumer conversations, product recommendations, and cultural trends are no longer happening in public comment sections or open feeds. They have migrated entirely behind closed doors, into private group chats, invite-only Discords, locked forums, and encrypted threads.
The internet is dark, intimate, and heavily guarded. For brands and agencies, this presents an existential crisis. You cannot buy a targeted banner ad inside a private WhatsApp group or optimise an algorithm to force your way into a six-person iMessage thread. The traditional playbook of screaming at the masses until they notice you is… well, kind of obsolete.
So, how do you market to an audience that has actively chosen to become unreachable?
Broadcasting to Trojan Horse-maxxing
When an audience goes underground, your strategy has to shift from broadcasting to infiltration. You can’t just invite them to your page, so instead you have to create assets so sharp, so funny, or so useful that they voluntarily carry you across their own borders. You win when you become the currency of the private chat.
This requires a complete overhaul of how we define "creative content". If your asset looks like a polished ad, it’s likely it might die on the public feed. But if your asset is a hyper-specific inside joke, a shocking piece of industry data, or a (genuinely) funny af meme, it gets screenshotted, copied, and pasted straight into the group chat.
You aren't so much trying to reach a million people who will passively scroll past. You’re trying to arm a single advocate with something worth sharing to their circle.
How do brands win the “dark internet?”
If you want your brand to survive an era of encrypted attention, you need to abandon the loud, aggressive metrics of the past and deploy a highly specialised toolkit:
Utilize the screenshottable micro-insight. Stop producing long, generic corporate blog posts. Start creating hyper-dense, visually punchy infographics or text blocks that solve a massive problem in ten seconds. Make it so undeniably valuable that a professional feels socially compelled to drop it into their team Slack channel.
The secret society tier. Instead of trying to build massive, unmoderated public communities for your brand, lean into artificial scarcity. Create a private channel or a locked newsletter exclusively for your top 100 super-fans or highest-paying clients. Give them direct access to your founders, behind-the-scenes data, and early product drops. Let the mystery of the closed door do the marketing for you.
The unfiltered human premium. In a world of hyper-polished influencer campaigns, raw human vulnerability stands out like a flare in the night sky. If your brand communication feels mechanical, it’s probs going to get locked out. If it feels like an honest, unvarnished human speaking to another human, it’s more likely to earn the ultimate premium: an invitation into the inner circle.
The era of lazy, algorithmic scale is coming to an end.
You can no longer buy your way into the hearts of your consumers by simply outspending your competition on a public ad platform. The wall is up, and the security settings are maxed out.
If you can understand how to build products and content so utterly, so inherently shareable that the consumer willingly unlocks the door, reaches outside, and pulls you in, you’re good.
It’s like high school all over again. You gotta give the popular what they want to sit in the cool circle at lunch break. Except, you know, way less traumatic.
-Sophie Randell, Writer
TREND PLUG
“Come on! Bring me there please"

I'd rather be at home relaxing than at work, lets be raw right now.
Ttoday’s trend is a sound from hamzahsbellywater. It's being used to capture people’s large moments of frustration, like how married women want to relive their honeymoons, McDonald’s workers can’t wait ‘til their 12-hour shift ends, or teens are beyond irritated waiting for the bell.
People make mental connections and use this sound for moments like:
How you can jump on this trend
Lip-sync with this audio, then add a caption above your head or below your chin to describe a moment you can't wait for, a place you want to visit one day, or maybe a moment you want to relive. It's endless!
A few ideas to get you started
"I can't stop seeing Disneyland on my feed, I have a HUGE soft spot for the place!!"
"My friends are going out but here's my sick ass still recovering"
"I hate babysitting, I want to watch my show!!"
-DJ Taivairanga, Intern
FOR THE GROUP CHAT
😂Yap’s funniest home videos - when kicking is your weakness
❤How wholesome - baby meets lamb
😊Soooo satisfying - free pressure washing
🍝What you should make for dinner tonight - Delicious Brioche rolls
ASK THE EDITOR

I'm active on a few different platforms for my business, should I be presenting myself as a completely different persona on each one? - Dmitri
Hey Dmitri!
You can absolutely experiment with different content styles and tones across platforms if you have the capacity to do so. For example, you might focus your LinkedIn content on your career journey. Then, your Instagram could be behind-the-scenes of your day-to-day or feature your team/office dynamics.
However, I wouldn't think of these as different personas. Instead, I'd think of them as different facets of the same brand. Just like you'd show up differently at a networking event versus after-hours drinks, you can show up differently on each platform. You're still the same person, just in multiple contexts.
-Charlotte Ellis, Editor ♡
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