How the tech tycoons are cheating death

If you had enough money to never die, wouldn’t you at least spend it on something cooler than drinking a cocktail of your son’s blood and dry swallowing 100 pills a day?

Well, if you're Bryan Johnson, apparently you wouldn't. The tech entrepreneur, best known for his extreme longevity regimen, believes his ideology—"Don't Die"—will be the most influential in the world by 2027. Put a lot of thought into that tagline didn’t ya, Bryan?

But is this actually aspirational? Or are we just witnessing another case of tech billionaires brute-forcing their bizarre personal fixations into the cultural zeitgeist?

Death as a “technical problem”

Johnson sold his company, Braintree, to PayPal for $800 million in 2013. He has since funnelled millions into his own body, treating ageing like a software bug he can patch. His anti-ageing experiment, Blueprint, is an absurdly regimented routine of calorie restriction, supplement stacking, and high-tech monitoring. It's all in pursuit of biological immortality—or at least a slightly younger liver. He believes that death is not an inevitable fact of life, but a glitch in the system. And he’s debugging it.

There’s a certain Silicon Valley logic to this. The same industry that’s tried (and largely failed) to automate creativity, disrupt social norms, and colonise the internet now has its sights set on the final boss: mortality. Tech founders are no longer only trying to change the way we live - they’re trying to control how (or if) we die.

The cult of the tech prophet

What’s fascinating about Johnson’s ideology isn’t just its ambition, but its potential to shape cultural discourse. Silicon Valley has a history of turning personal obsessions into mass movements (see: minimalism, dopamine fasting, "grindset" culture). If enough money and marketing are thrown behind it, "Don't Die" could easily follow suit. I mean, surely it’s going to need a better name though (I’m sorry I just can’t get past the ridiculousness of it).

But does this have real influence, or is it just the product of billionaires with too much cash and too few hobbies? The reality is, many of these extreme lifestyle ideologies thrive not because they offer viable solutions, but because they are exclusive and unattainable. Most people can’t afford a $2 million-a-year longevity experiment, but they can be seduced by the aesthetic of optimisation and control.

Is this the future of aspirational content?

The internet loves a hyper-optimised lifestyle, whether it’s biohacking, monk-mode hustle culture, or minimalist luxury. But the line between aspiration and absurdity is thin, and Byran Johnson is walking it, hard. "Don't Die" is compelling in the same way a dystopian sci-fi villain is compelling—it’s fascinating, but not exactly relatable.

Ultimately, this is less about genuine inspiration and more about influence in its rawest form. When you have enough money, you can make anything seem like a movement. Will "Don't Die" take off as a cultural ideology or remain a high-budget existential crisis? That remains to be seen. But if the future of aspiration is just rich men trying to brute-force their way out of the human condition, maybe mortality isn’t the real problem.

Maybe it’s just a skill issue.

-Sophie, Writer