WE made it to Sunday!
Big week for things pretending to be other things. Six-figure designers dressed as mechanics, water bottles wearing rhinestones, and AI writing how-to guides nobody asked for. We spent the whole week calling it out.
Indulge.
- abdel khalil, brand & marketing executive
THIS WEEK’S DEEP DIVES

Instagram’s new Series feature chains twenty-five Reels into one bingeable playlist. That turns your profile from an attention lottery into a streaming network, and the brands that storyboard first are going to eat... [read more]
One in four adults say they are lonely, so the market did what the market does and put a subscription on it. The line between a real community and a glorified mailing list is thinner than you think, and your audience can already tell the difference... [read more]
The six-figure product designer in the Carhartt jacket and the vintage DHL cap is not a courier. White collar workers are dressing as tradesmen for a reason, and it says something uncomfortable about your sleek, weightless brand... [read more]
AI can write five thousand versions of "Top 5 SEO Tips" before you finish this sentence, which is exactly why nobody reads them. Time to kill the expert persona and become a documentarian instead... [read more]
Chanel sent a $7,900 sandal down the runway with no sole and the internet lost it. The outrage was the product, and frictionless marketing is the thing that should actually worry you... [read more]
Rhinestones are on the headphones, the water bottle, the phone case and the cake. It is the white flag of creative surrender, and substance is the only move left... [read more]
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